Friday, August 15, 2003

TGIF (AIBB)
Thank God It's Friday (And I Bought Beer)

As of now I am on vacation, and I am very happy to be so! Woo-hoo! Vegas, Baby! Dampering my mood slightly, however, is the fact that I got two...TWO...rejection letters in the mail today. One of them was from a place I decided I didn't want to work at right after my interview.

YOU CANNOT REJECT ME!!! I REJECT YOU!!! YOU SUCK...YOU...YOU...WITH YOUR SHITTY COMMUTE! I SPIT ON YOUR EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY!!!! *PTTOOEY*

This is why there is beer. I am enjoying the High Life as we speak. In a can. Later I will sit on my stoop and drink more beer. Perhaps in forty form.

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Whoa. Krista, The Beer Fairy, just brought me some Straub.

Later. Click here for your enjoyment.





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